How did my nightmare from the other night end up in a shop window?

This gave me the heebie geebies.

The world's smallest Thai bench? I like manicure please.

My new favorite hangout Westfield mall, its almost perfect except they need an arcade and a Hot Topic in it.

Sometimes I wish I owned a snorkel.

A lil something keeping me warm during these cold winter months.

On my way to hang some witches.

My backyard. Can you spot the hobbit?

The most amazing day felt around the world.

Me and Justin, exhausted but happy. Ciao Italia!

My vampireness is unquestionable.

More Madonnas than one gay boy can handle.

It's nice to know there's a replica of my bedroom in a shop in Italy.

Me and the Pope say 'Sup bitch!

I'm allergic to everything sold in here, but I still think it's lovely.

My Clash of the Titans tribute shot.

Hey everyone, it's Nacho!

Hoping this means something dirty.

American Apparel only wishes they could be this cool.

Someone is very confused.

Thug love. My favorite was seen from the bus 'Stop the Capitalism' tagged in front of the american label shops.

Justin and the giant pizza.

Cheers from Bologne!

Shiny pretty things at Lineapelle.

Lineapelle, Bologne, October '08. I suddenly feel very American.

My first shoe upper. I like to pretend that dodgy flesh tone leather is shiny black patent leather.

My rugby haircut. I kept the sideburns, what does Johan know anyway?

Nothing to make you homesick, like snow in mid- October.

Sir, she was trying to fight me.

I strongly feel that this needs no explanation.

This is Erika's front door in Holland Park. The shady lady's ballin.

This is the latest state of the art model in Kenmore dryers over in blighty, It only takes about a week for your clothes to dry.

This picture is for Nicole, you are not alone in your quest for head adornment.

My first shoe! So my first choice was not to make a strappy sandal but you gotta start somewhere.

There are so many things here I will never understand.

The worst thing you can be in this country is a ginger, the sideburns had to go.

The covering of the last, a very intricate and ancient process involving steady hands and a shitload of masking tape.

Hermione and Harry at Cordwainers. This is my homegirl Masami, she is a 41 year old lingerie designer from Tokyo who gave it all up for shoes.

The tools of the trade. Uh, yeah, you don't wanna mess with me.

My first insole, the metal part is called a shank. It's a lot like when people in jail get shanked in the shower room but different.

This sums up what I feel like riding on the tube after a long day.

A proper english breakfast, the first of many.

My first lesbian outing in London. There was pool playing involved and the consumption of ethnic food, stereotypes do happen.

Tangible proof that my neighborhood is fun and quirky.

This is what I see when I look out my living room window at about 8pm

This is Liverpool Road at mid-day, I'm not mad at it

The park or 'square' as it were, around the corner from my flat

This is my street in the hood, all up in the N1.

Welcome to Angel in Islington, headquarters of the yummy mummy